BattleGlowJewel
Scroll of Knowledge
Hubrids Odial Sphere
Wand of the Dark Faerie
Monoceraptors Claw
Hawk Wand
Pirate Captains Cutlass
Yellow Bruce Plushie
The Snowager
Punchbag Sid
Koi Warrior
Jetsam Ace
Inflatable Balthazar
DFM Pteri
Rock Beast
All that is E.V.I.L.
Sword of Reif
Sword of Ari
Bad toe melt
El date tomb
Late bet mod
Tablet mode
Blade totem
Battle. Dome?How do I shot web? You didn't really buy that Web Claw, did you? No worries though! We have a Battlepedia to help you out! (You really, really need help.)
Back in your day, Neopets had to walk uphill both ways through the snow just to buy a Hand Painted Scarab. (Nevermind that Hand Painted Scarab is sold in the Lost Desert weapon shop.) And for what?! You're still waiting for HP increase to come back.
You eat, sleep, and breathe 2-player battling. You have spreadsheets and screenshots for all your past battles. You've probably considered listing your Neopets Battledome accolades on your resume.
You tried convincing everyone on the Battledome Chat that you really like battling, but the fact that you never own a weapon for more than a week at a time says otherwise. You figured that since half the threads on the Battledome Chat are selling boards, no one would notice you are from *shudders* the TRADE CHAT. *scary face*
You never fought much in the old Battledome, but the prizes in the new Battledome are too good to pass up. Each day, you are hopeful for a plentiful harvest of ten codestones and an elusive paint brush. In your mind, they might as well just call it the Cattledome! $$$
