1. He's always there for your Tombola needs.
Except when he goes out to lunch...
2. He sells you the finest merchandise.
Which you can bottle yourself... right outside his hut...
3. He looks rad in PJ's.
Looks like a paparazzi photo-shoot.
4. You'll never know the mystery of what's behind his mask.
Nor will we ever want to know.
5. He's quite convincing at selling you items.
Which is why his shop is always full.
Maybe he's not that great after all...