This Scorchio would like you to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is part of a balanced breakfast:
Or was it Lucky Charms? Good thing he could pose like this for days:
Eh, who cares. How about a giant bowl of nothing?
"Silly Scorchio, I have my own cereal brand."
Look at this nerd. Who reads nutrition facts?
The Kacheek says it all.
This Grarrl is getting yolked. Want to know his secret?
McDonald's. Lots and lots of McDonald's.
Okay. A Yellow Paint Brush helped too.
Silly Neopets. The product is IN FRONT of you:
This Nimmo's 7-11 store has been looking awfully empty ever since shops started magically clearing every few minutes.
The Super Attack Slurpee is rumored to restock here.
This Gelert is climbing mountains. Can you do the same?
Of course you can't. You drink Diet NeoCola.
This Lupe scoffs at the Blue Gelert. He has fancy glass Coca Cola bottles.
These two Cola titans wound up settling things in the Stone Dome.
Oh no. Even the faeries want a cut of that sweet, sweet sponsor cash:
We can only hope that the Space Faerie isn't still trying to push dial-up.
Speaking of old technology, this Aisha wished he chose to represent an established brand:
